I punched a girl last night. My flat mate started talking about my dad, saying he was a drug addict and how I will grow up to be just like him. She kept going on and on and wouldn’t stop then… I don’t know what happened. I made a fist, reared back and just punched her straight in the nose. I expected it to be like it is in the movies and her nose would just trickle blood, but no, it exploded and started gushing everywhere. I’ve never punched a girl before, I’m really worried.
We just sat there for a while then she disappeared into her bathroom then eventually took off. I haven’t heard from the cops yet, so that’s a good sign. I didn’t know what to do, I called my mom and my momma got scared…
She said you’re moving with your auntie and uncle to Bel Air.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near,
The license plate said FRESH and it had a dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was rare,
but nah, just forget it, ‘yo holmes, to Bel Air!’
I. Pulled. Up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie “yo holmes, smell ya later!”
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
WHAT TO DO NOW?