Editor Ben takes an irreverent look at the Tabloids’ fire and brimstone war on the legal high, Mephedrone.
No Wonder I Don’t Have a Girlfriend #4. Top 5 pickup lines you have never used.
Use these lines wisely, my friend, for great danger be upon those that can’t bullshit their way out of getting kicked in the nuts.
Learn Before It’s Too Late
The outlook of cooking in British society feels increasing bleak. Student culture is hardly helping, according to this rant.
I Punched a Girl for the First Time
I didn’t know what to do, I called my mom and my momma got scared…
No Wonder I Don’t Have a Girlfriend, #3: The Homeless are only here to entertain.
“Okay, England, sure you haven’t had a winter like this in over 20 years, you still have no excuse for the amount of bitching and moaning you’re doing. I went to school in Canada (for a year…) and we handled that with the style and grace of a hooker getting an abortion.”
Memoirs of a premature Bridget Jones
2010 is the year I turn twenty. I don’t know if I’m alone when thinking about this, but I consider the dawning of another decade of my age to be quite a worry.
Just Put It Down There…
Them poor Jews. God forbid the day someone gets it all horribly, horribly wrong, “I’m sorry to hear about your loss Mrs. Freedman, but we just don’t know how Marc ended up in Glass and Plastics.”
Basingstoke and the Snow
An account of when my dismal hometown got gorgeously chaotic for the day.
Jumping The Rug
“When I was little, my parents made me go to Sunday school. Maybe it was because they thought if I turn out to be the next Hitler, Stalin or Katie Price, then at least my arse is covered.”
Pulp Culture 101: Nature vs Nurture
In his first blog, Ed rants about sexism!
