Them poor Jews. God forbid the day someone gets it all horribly, horribly wrong, “I’m sorry to hear about your loss Mrs. Freedman, but we just don’t know how Marc ended up in Glass and Plastics.”
Basingstoke and the Snow
An account of when my dismal hometown got gorgeously chaotic for the day.
Jumping The Rug
“When I was little, my parents made me go to Sunday school. Maybe it was because they thought if I turn out to be the next Hitler, Stalin or Katie Price, then at least my arse is covered.”
Pulp Culture 101: Nature vs Nurture
In his first blog, Ed rants about sexism!
No Wonder I Don’t Have a Girlfriend, “Why Women are Bad Drivers”
“We find no problem in sitting on the couch, hand in pants, toying with our tackle… thinking: “Hmm, this feels absolutely marvellous!”
No Wonder I Don’t Have a Girlfriend, #1
You English are no smarter than Americans. A friend once warned me that “you’ve never met a stupid girl ‘til you’ve met a stupid British girl.”
Simple Pleasures
You don’t need to pay an absurd amount of money to find happiness. Sometimes the most basic hobbies can reap the largest personal rewards. Take the skateboard – a plank of plywood bolted rather barbarically to a set of urethane wheels.
Japan
Suzy’s turbulent love life takes an unexpected turn as we dive headfirst into her star-studded A-list life… Your fashion editor’s acclaimed entry for the La Senza Bedtime Stories competition.
Man On The Moon
A closed eye offers protection.
The Day I Played God
Indecisiveness Kills.
